Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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