how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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