I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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