we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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