a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
no, he came in my armpit
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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