going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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