awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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