is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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