I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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