dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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