I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You did what with his pubic hair?
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