We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
