in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
