I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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