honey bunches of taint.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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