is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
How does it feel to date your dad?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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