I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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