i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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