I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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