it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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