sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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