do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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