Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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