Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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