we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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