I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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