was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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