best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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