big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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