Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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