I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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