Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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