it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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