how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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