Your face is a jimmy john
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
