whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
how do flat chested girls get laid?
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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