oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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