The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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