I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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