remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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