East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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