oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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