tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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