Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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