As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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