Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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