Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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