I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
This toilet bowl is my home.
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