I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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