I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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