Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
there's paper in my vomit.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Still dying that you shit outside
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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