Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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