spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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