im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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