he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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