so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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